I should never have bought organic beans from that damned co-op.

I seem to have developed a new (to me) coffee formula for inducing strange head experiences. Usually after swilling a pot of coffee I feel electric and tightened in my brain and shoulders and racing in my thoughts but now I feel loose and liquid, as if some fundamental connective tissue that ran through my persona has been removed or dissolved and everything is spilling into a puddle.

Bloop!

Cat Turns into Woman

While desperately swimming through the internet in hopes of putting off any real writing or cleaning of the apartment or packing of bags, I found this story, linked to from Neil Gaiman's blog.

Here's a sample:

What could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle...